As usual, Drake began his broadcast with a song:

Here's a little song I wrote ( Read more... )

Appropriately, given where he'd spent his afternoon, Drake had to open his broadcast with an oldie but a goodie:

Goin' to the chapel
And we're gonna get ma-a-arried
Goin' to the chapel
And we're gonna get ma-a-arried
Gee, I really love you
And we're gonna get ma-a-arried
Goin' to the chapel of loveGoooooooood evening, Fandom! I've just shimmered ( Read more... )

Good evening, Fandom! I had to shimmer to the radio station to get you tonight's news, and I have to report that my squirrels are very, very drunk. But they are so dedicated to their task that they braved voids and monsters galore to gather me these notes. ( Give the next squirrel you see a pat on the head for their dedication; they deserve it. )

Drake began his broadcast with a song, as he was wont to do. Hey, it was the radio, it was made for singing!

You'll keep me standing tall ( Read more... )

Drake was still in an ABBA mood tonight, and thus he was opening his broadcast with his best rendition of Voulez-Vous.

People everywhere ( Read more... )

Gooooooood evening, Fandom High! As soon as I shimmered in the squirrels presented me with ice cream, tissues, and booze, so grab your own supply. ( This is going to be a rough one. )

Goooooood evening Fandom High! Don't be alarmed, don't adjust the vertical, don't adjust the horizontal. It is indeed Friday night, so you're getting your Saturday night demon a day early.

( Hey I have actual classes this time. )

Gooooooooood evening Fandom High! For some of you, this is going to be your first introduction to WTFH Radio. I'll be your demonic host for tonight, bringing you the news of the day. Hide the rum and lock the doors, but it'll be pointless. The squirrels know all. The squirrels see all.

*evil laughter*

( Long news is long. )

Gooooooood evening, Fandom High! And I'm wishing this was television tonight because you really have to see the squirrels. I'd take a picture, but I'm kinda lacking opposable thumbs at the moment. It's a good thing I can still operate the radio controls by just banging my hand on them until they work. Let me just tell you, I'm a Lego® Boy in a Lego ( Read more... )

After that awful song Drake had sung last night at Caritas, he had to make it up by starting his broadcast with a much better song1:

( Name your price, a ticket to paradise.... )